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Wait...WHAT? Video & Joke of the Week

Today for my WAIT....WHAT??? tip video I'm sharing a short video that's packed with all kinds of tips to help you be a better internet surfer as a stamper. I'll give you some great tips about fun tools on blogs and how to navigate stamping groups on Facebook! 

You can watch the video here:

 If the video doesn't play - click HERE to watch it on my blog.

 

Joke

 

Bran Muffins

The couple was 85 years old, and had been married for sixty years. Though not young, they were both in very good health, largely due to the wife's insistence on healthy foods and exercise for the last decade.

One day, their good health didn't help when they went on a rare vacation and their plane crashed, sending them off to Heaven.



They reached the pearly gates, and St. Peter escorted them inside. He took them to a beautiful mansion, furnished in gold and fine silks, with a fully stocked kitchen and a waterfall in the master bath. They gasped in astonishment when he said, 'Welcome to Heaven. This will be your home now.'

The old man asked Peter how much all this was going to cost. 'Why, nothing,' Peter replied, 'remember, this is your reward in Heaven.'

The old man looked out the window and right there he saw a championship golf course, finer and more beautiful than any ever built on Earth. 'What are the greens fees?' grumbled the old man.

'This is heaven,' St. Peter replied. 'You can play for free, every day.'


Next, they went to the clubhouse and saw the lavish buffet lunch, with every imaginable cuisine laid out before them, from seafood to steaks to exotic deserts, free flowing beverages.

'Don't even ask,' said St. Peter to the man, 'this is Heaven, it is all free for you to enjoy.'

The old man looked around and glanced nervously at his wife.

'Well, where are the low fat and low cholesterol foods, and the decaffeinated tea,' he asked.

 
'That's the best part,' St. Peter replied, 'you can eat and drink as much as you like of whatever you like, and you will never get fat or sick. This is Heaven!'


The old man pushed, 'No gym to work out at?'

'Not unless you want to,' was the answer.

 
'No testing my sugar or blood pressure or...'
 
'Never again. All you do here is enjoy yourself.'

The old man glared at his wife and said, 'You and your stinkin' bran muffins. We could have been here ten years ago!'

KIND OF BRINGS A TEAR TO YOUR EYE DOESN'T IT?

 

 

 

 

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lorraine turner

Hi Kelly,

Great TOP TIP video Tutorial today and fantastic joke too! LOL

You are really thinking of us crafters through all your video tutorials, thank you Kelly.

:O)

Melanie Morris

Thanks Kelly! Helpful and the FB stuff was great....I am only on FB for stamping stuff so the knowledge is appreciated!

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