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Wait...WHAT? & Joke of the Week & SNEAK PEEK

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I'm losing my mind!!!! So real quick - I have to apologize - this video should have been posted yesterday. When I got up and looked at my blog I thought it was odd that there wasn't anything new posted. I didn't think it was Wednesday!!! So I quick put together a post with the THANK YOU card from yesterday and went about my day. On my way home from work tonight I realized that it was Wednesday and this WAIT...WHAT? post was all ready to roll...I just got confused! Another great side effect from the cancer medication I have to take for the next 5 years is memory loss...like I need any help with that! LOL! And now on to my post for today...

OH BOY...I have a fun tip for you!!!! And another SNEAK PEEK at this adorable stamp set - coming to you in January as one of your FREE Sale-a-Bration choices!!! It's called HEY, CHICK.

 

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Here's my cute little card - I love the new HEXAGONS Dynamic Folder - OH MY! That will be available starting on Jan 4th when the new OCCASIONS MINI CATALOG goes live.

 

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Watch my tip video here:

 

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I used the STYLIZED BIRTHDAY single stamp for the inside:

 

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Dimension:

  • Marina Mist 8-1/2 x 5-1/2
  • Whisper White 2 @ 4 x 5-1/4 & scrap
  • Soft Sky 2-1/4 x 4
  • Basic Black scrap

 

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A Joke

Catholic school students are taught that lying is a sin. However, instructors are also advised that using a bit of imagination is quite acceptable to express the truth differently but without lying. Following is a perfect example of this teaching:


Getting a Hairdryer Through Customs

An attractive young woman on a flight from Ireland to Canada asked the priest beside her: "Father, may I ask a favor of you?"*

"Of course child. What can I do for you?"

"Well, I bought my mother an expensive hair dryer for her birthday. It is unopened but well over the customs limits and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through customs for me? Could you possibly hide it under your robes for me?"

"I would love to help you my dear, but I must warn you I will not tell a lie."

"With your honest face, Father, I'm sure that no one will question you."

When they got to customs, she let the priest go first.


The official asked:  "Father, do you have anything to declare?"

"From the top of my head down to my waist I have nothing to declare,” said the priest.
 
The official thought this answer a little strange, so he asked:  "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?"

The priest answered, "I have a marvelous instrument that has been designed for use on women, but which, to date, remains unused."

Roaring with laughter, the official said:


 
"Go ahead, Father.
 
Next, please.
 
 

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Melanie Morris

Thanks for the joke - hysterical! The tip for today/yesterday is great too - the folder provides so much dimension! Have a great weekend! Stay warm!

Diane

Thank you for the tip. By the way, your video is great as usual : ). I love your card with this little chick. Sooo cute ! And last but not least, your joke is beyond funny ! ! ! LOL !

Lisa Martz

AWESOME!!!

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