DISCLAIMER: This is a joke and yes there is a gun involved...it is not the focus of the joke (gun haters, please try to get past the gun part)...it is not a true story (for those that can't seem to understand that)...you know who you are. No animals, large or small were harmed in the writing of this JOKE. Have I covered all my bases here? Isn't it sad that we have come to this.... On a brighter side - I know that the majority of you will get a good laugh out of this one and you're my kind of people!!!
A man in Hayward Wisconsin wakes up one morning to find a bear on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough..there's an ad for "Sawyer county bear Removers."
He calls the number and the man says he'll be over in 30 minutes.
The bear remover arrives and gets out of his van. He's got a ladder, a baseball bat, 12-gauge shotgun, and a mean heavily scarred old pit bull.
"What are you going to do?" the homeowner asks.
"I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I'm going to go up there and I’ll knock the bear off the roof with this baseball bat. When the bear falls off the roof, the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles and not let go. The bear will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the back of the van."
He then hands the shotgun to the homeowner.
"What's the shotgun for?" asks the homeowner.
"If the bear knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog."
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