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Wait...WHAT? & Joke of the Week

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This weeks Wait...WHAT? video shows you how to make a super easy bow tie. It's short and sweet so you can learn a little something and then get a BELLY LAUGH from my JOKE OF THE WEEK below!

 

If the video doesn't play - click HERE to watch it on my blog.

 

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Here are some close ups of all 4 cards - LOVE that Foil Frenzy Designer Series Paper! 

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You'll find all the supplies I used for these cards down below my joke.

 

  Joke

 3 Ladies in a sauna

 
THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER,
 
AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN,
 
WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.
SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.
 
THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM
 
AND THE BEEP STOPPED.
THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. 'THAT WAS MY PAGER,' SHE SAID.
 
I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER
 
THE SKIN OF MY ARM.
A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.
 
THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN
 
LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.
WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED,
 
'THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE.
 
I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND.'
THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW -TECH.
 
NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED
 
SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING
 
JUST AS IMPRESSIVE.
 
SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA
 
AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.
SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR END.
THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS
 
AND STARED AT HER.
THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID .....
 
WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT ....
 
I'M GETTING A FAX!!
When you stop laughing, send this to those who will appreciate it.
 
Got to love the old gals !!!!

 

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Product List

Happy Birthday Thinlits Die
$20.00
Foil Frenzy Specialty Designer Series Paper
$13.00
Berry Burst 1/2" Finely Woven Ribbon
$7.00
Lemon Lime Twist 1/2" Finely Woven Ribbon
$7.00
Soft Sky 3/8" Classic Weave Ribbon
$7.00
Calypso Coral 1/4" Ombre Ribbon
$7.00
Berry Burst 8-1/2" X 11" Cardstock
$8.00
Lemon Lime Twist 8-1/2" X 11" Cardstock
$8.00
Soft Sky 8-1/2" X 11" Card Stock
$8.00
Tangerine Tango 8-1/2" X 11" Card Stock
$8.00
Whisper White 8-1/2" X 11" Card Stock
$9.00
Whisper White 8-1/2" X 11" Thick Cardstock
$7.00
Liquid Multipurpose Glue
$4.00
Big Shot
$110.00

 

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Robyn

oh Kelly, that joke bought a few tears (of laughter) to the eyes. Will definitely send it onto some friends - they too enjoy your joke of the week.

The cards I absolutely adore, quick but stunning. I will be making some of those.

Karen Saalfield

Funny joke!!
Fabulous tip on the bow ... I've gotten away from bows because they never turn out, so I will definitely try this technique! Thank you!

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